HUNGER STRIKE DAY 7
On MAY 24 2012, I was eating Luna Bars, and noticed them to be smaller and of poorer quality than normal. After finishing the box, I found out there was a DEAD ROACH in my box, and I had been eating ROACH EGGS.
Luna bars then apologized on Twitter.com, and offered to make amends. I promptly faxed my information, but didn't hear back for a WEEK. I called their customer service, and was LAUGHED AT. Well this is not a joke. I'm currently on a hunger strike against the LUNA BAR CORPORATION until I get a FULL REFUND, 50 BOXES OF LUNA BARS, and STUFFED ANIMALS OR T-SHIRTS.
If you support my cause, please send me goodwill and donations, my email is firstname.lastname@example.org
TOGETHER WE CAN BRING DOWN THE
LUNA BAR CORPORATION
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